1.When your life is in darkness,pry to God and ask him to
free you from darkness…and if your in darkness please pay your electric bill.
2.When a man open a door of his car for his wife, you can be
sure of one thing.Either car is new or his wife
3.What is difference between stress,tension and panic?.
Tension is when wife is pregnant,Stress is when girlfriend
is pregnant and Panic is when both of them are pregnant.
4.Grammer eacher:Do you know the important of period?
Student;Yeah,once my sister said she had miss once,my mom
got faint,my dad got heart attack and our driver ran away.
5.Son;Dad what is
difference between confidential and confident.
Dad:You’re my son am confident abot that,your friend over
thre is my son but am confidential .
