Ways of breaking up with your lover before Valentine

1. 16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery so you?re Capable of Killing Me... It's Over!!!
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2. You don't even respect me. I'm talking and you are busy breathing? It's over!
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3. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It?s over!!
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4. I told u I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don't care about me. It's over!
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5. I gave u 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedient, It?s over!
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6. I call u DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you?re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in- laws, pack your bags. its over.